foxnewsofficial: scuba-steve-damn-you: foxnewsofficial: SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying must have been an aggressive high five
the-vortext: what if instead of cds we called them sound bagels
Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more...
jaclcfrost: talking to someone talking to someone and they mention A Thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about
mutisija: mutisija: *throws confetti* *collects all confetti from floor* *puts the confetti in trash can* *kicks the trash can*
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75– Benjamin Franklin (via 5ullen)
laughingstation: ‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’
whybloodwingwhy: *goes into the Borderlands tag* *leaves Borderlands tag*