May 2013
foxnewsofficial:
scuba-steve-damn-you:
foxnewsofficial:
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
the-vortext:
what if instead of cds we called them sound bagels
Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more...
laugh-addict:
jaclcfrost:
talking to someone
talking to someone and they mention A Thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about
mutisija:
mutisija:
*throws confetti*
*collects all confetti from floor* *puts the confetti in trash can* *kicks the trash can*
“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75”
– Benjamin Franklin (via 5ullen)
laughingstation:
‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’
whybloodwingwhy:
*goes into the Borderlands tag*
*leaves Borderlands tag*
